Wine / Beer Bottle Humorous Quotes

These Hanging Flattened Bottles feature funny phrases and boozy quotes. Don't see a quote you like? Then send me a phrase of your own to be added. A ‘Squashed’ bottle, made from recycled glass that has been melted and slumped into a hanging picture. A perfect upcycling, zero waste eco gift – reclaimed bottles transformed into environmentally friendly decor.

Phrases on beer bottles. Measures approximately 8 x 21cm (depending on the beer bottle used):
– Strange how 8 glasses of water seems impossible, but 8 beers…
– I’ve learned so much from my mistakes I’m thinking of making some more
– SHHH… Yep I hear a beer calling
– BEER O’Clock
– This beer tastes a lot like I’m not going into work tomorrow
– Alcohol won’t solve your problems. Then again neither will water
– In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober too

Phrases on small sized 187ml wine bottles. Measures approximately 7 x 18cm (depending on the wine bottle used):
– According to chemistry alcohol is a solution
– Novinophobia – The fear of running out of wine
– Life is short, drink the good wine first
– Let the evening be GIN
– WINE / GIN O’Clock
– It’s 5 O’clock somewhere
– Drink wine – It isn’t good to keep things bottled up

Please note that each one is made to order, so slight variations may occur from the pictures shown. If you would like to see a photo of the finished piece I'll be happy to send one before shipping, just ask in a message.

It typically takes me 3-4 working days to have your order ready to ship. However, please allow up to one week for processing.