Wine & Beer Bottle Humorous Quotes

These Hanging Flattened Bottles feature funny phrases and boozy quotes. Don't see a quote you like? Then send me a phrase of your own to be added. A ‘Squashed’ bottle, made from recycled glass that has been melted and slumped into a hanging picture. A perfect upcycling, zero-waste eco gift – reclaimed bottles transformed into environmentally friendly decor. Handmade in the UK.

Phrases on beer bottles. Measures approximately 8 x 21 cm (depending on the beer bottle used):

• Strange how 8 glasses of water seems impossible, but 8 beers…
• I’ve learned so much from my mistakes I’m thinking of making some more
• SHHH… Yep I hear a beer calling
• BEER O’Clock
• This beer tastes a lot like I’m not going into work tomorrow
• Alcohol won’t solve your problems. Then again neither will water
• In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober too

Phrases on small sized 187 ml wine bottles. Measures approximately 7 x 18 cm (depending on the wine bottle used):

• According to chemistry alcohol is a solution
• Novinophobia – The fear of running out of wine
• Life is short, drink the good wine first
• Let the evening be GIN
• WINE / GIN O’Clock
• It’s 5 O’clock somewhere
• Drink wine – It isn’t good to keep things bottled up

Please note that each one is made to order, so slight variations may occur from the pictures shown. If you would like to see a photo of the finished piece, I'll be happy to send one before shipping - just ask in a message.

It typically takes me 3–4 working days to have your order ready to ship. However, please allow up to one week for processing.